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Bears are not for Christmas. Mostly because they are asleep and therefore boring.
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Bears do not mature, they just get old enough to have opinions.
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Bears need fleas. They give them something to take vengence upon during long nights.
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Cubs climb trees. Large old bears watch cubs climb trees. This should not be reversed. Take my word for it.
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Flying is not about volume but density. Bears don't fly - nothing personal.
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Armpits are important to bears. They stop their arms falling off. What, you should clean them too?
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Bears are naturally loners for one good reason: greed
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Bears don't get god. She seems an unnecessary complication.
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Bears should only be allowed to swim in the summer, so they can be hung out to dry and freshen up after. And you thought wet dog was bad!
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Bears' claws don't retract, so they should stick to a tree when you throw them at it. Okay, who's stupid idea was this one?
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Hungry bears don't make plans. They make for fast food outlets.
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If bears didn't hibernate they would live twice as long as they think they do.
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If you think bears are incapable of grinning, look at their faces when they realise your gun has just jammed.
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Just because something is possible doesn't mean you should try it. Bears tend to bite people who throw them at trees.
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Strange thing about bears. It doesn't matter how far away they are, when they stand up and look at you, it suddenly isn't far enough.
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The scientist that relies on statistics to predict probability is a slave to inaccuracy. Well, bears don't always think about fish!
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About Le Sanglier
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This site is dedicated to the various outpourings of one Sad Old Boar - or bear, sometimes. The Old Boar has been churning out rubbish on the net since it all began, and quite a bit before that. So
Saturday, 22 September 2007
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Joss
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...g front., If you would like to contact us, please use the form below. We cannot guarentee any response -
bears
are not known for their get-up-and-go. However, if what you have to say is interesting, t...
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Major Meals
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Sometimes you really just have to go for it! And I mean big time. When the
bears
come round en masse there is no point in fiddling around. My most famous is 10 for 10. This is ten courses for ten pe
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Breakfast
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... write on most of this site, I have obviously forgotten the wisdom of breakfast.) So, lets be good
bears
- let's eat breakfast! ...
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